Considering we started RC reacts because we felt Big Bang deserved a better class of MV Reaction on YouTube, it's only right our first ALYKK post is Big Bang's comeback 3 years later. So...we're sure we're going to be as objective & non-biased as possible...
"Loser"...is a great song. Boom, already non-biased! But really, hearing "Loser" reminds us of when we heard "Blue" for the first time. So to us, Made's "Loser" got that Alive "Blue" feel. It doesn't hurt that Seungri is strong on the hook, which is our Big Bang hook preference. It also doesn't hurt that T.O.P aka Big Seunghyun is supporting Lil' Seunghyun on the hook, too.
Now onto the MV...
Taeyang's nipples appear 15 seconds in...CLASSIC YOUNGBAE!
You can't have a song called "Loser" and not have relationship problems in the MV. So we have G-Dragon, fashionably rocking a noose sideburn & haphazard sharpie penmanship on his neck because his girl...isn't calling him?
It's been hours since GD sent her that, "hey, u up?" text.
All in all, not that serious in the relationship front, but this girl got GD roaming the streets fashionably in a fur coat. We hate when girls do that to us, too. It just speaks to every man's heart & experiences with love.
What guy hasn't slept in the bathtub with his carefully decorated baseball bat? Ahhh young love...
Moving on to Taeyang, who seems to be some sort of junkyard artist/well-dressed vagrant.
Chicks dig chalk artists, FACT!
According to Youngbae, sin will find you, and as we all know from Hollywood movies, vagrants are magical & whatever they say is a universal fact. Seeing as it's even written on a cross...the grim message is very telling & poetic. Taeyang seems single in the MV...that...or maybe his girl just isn't down with junkyard art & RV living...which might explain Taeyang's attempted suicide.
Thankfully, jumping off a rooftop near a junkyard guarantees you a safe landing on a thrown out trampoline.
Seungri is up next...and he's got the realest relationship problem of the bunch. Similar to G-Dragon's problem of his girl not picking up his call, Seungri's girl doesn't pick up his call...because she has another man.
Strong Baby kick!!!
Seungri clearly has never been played in his life, and he takes his anger out on inanimate objects.
I hate lamp!!!
Now the MV takes a turn with Daesung getting beat up. Why Daesung of all people? We don't know. Who the hell could beat up that smile? WHO?! Daesung seems to have relationship problems, too, evidenced by that handkerchief flashback. Holding onto a memory of an ex-girlfriend is the least of Daesung's worries considering he's getting his ass kicked.
This isn't the Daesung we signed up for!!!
Now for the big hyung in Big Bang, T.O.P. It's no secret T.O.P is the best actor in Big Bang, and boy did he act!
Acting...
ACTING!!!
T.O.P clearly had the best time filming this MV. Now, let's talk about T.O.P's scenes. He's getting very intimate with scantily clad models, but he is wearing so much clothing, classic T.O.P, that he's even rocking gloves. Then it gets weird with the way he positions one of the girl's arm & lightly grabs her neck like he's playing with some sort of giant Barbie. Let's not forget that T.O.P's crib is covered in mysterious plastic. Now cut to...
Dude...
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?! Did T.O.P kill that girl? Did we just see her last moments? Are we now accessories to his crime? For a guy that was just wearing gloves, he's awfully dirty. Also...those are probably T.O.P's personal jammies. Dude loves jammies.
Bingu Jammies
Thankfully we get answers before the MV ends...oh wait...
Why explain anything when we can just walk handsomely?
Man that was a ride, thank you Big Bang!
Now of course, this is the part of the review where people usually score the song/MV on a precise scale.
Here at Act Like You Know K-Pop, we do things a little different.
124 Youngbae Canine High 5s out of 76 GD Noose-burns
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