We're back to blogging, and of course it's to review Big Bang's "Bang Bang Bang"!
"Bang Bang Bang" is a polarizing song. Either you love it or hate it, there is no middle ground. For us, we love it. Song starts real strong & drops the energy with the hook, which is fantastic...baby. Speaking of "Fantastic Baby", we're going to assume "Bang Bang Bang" will take it's place as the song we'll see Big Bang perform at award shows for the next three years...hoo...ray?
Now onto the MV...
We know what a topsy turvy tunnel is supposed to represent...
At the end of the tunnel, surprise Taeyang! And he decides to catch a ride on the YG Armored Personnel Carrier...you know, the usual vehicle K-Pop companies use to keep their Idols safe.
Yeah, that's not how you ride on or drive that vehicle according to the owner's manual.
Youngbae is accompanied by some militant friends in need of a nice hot shower. Despite they're random appearance, their pelvic thrusts match those of Youngbae's.
Taeyang is deemed the leader because he has access to a jacket & shower.
Now cut to handsomeness!!!
"You rang?"
We meet Cowboy T.O.P in a strange room where we also meet Astronaut T.O.P. From what we can tell, Choom Cowboy totally hates Bingu Astronaut. We're not experts in body language, but we can tell the fury in those dance moves.
"Fuck you!" in dance form.
Cowboy T.O.P's rap bars & dance moves totally destroy Astronaut T.O.P, causing him to fall on his knees.
T.O.P kneeling in front of another T.O.P? This fan-fiction writes itself!
From Big Seunghyun to Lil' Seunghyun, we cut to Seungri rising from the sand. Apparently buried against his will, the maknae frees himself while wearing some awesome post-Apocalyptic shoulder pads.
No matter how many times YG personally buries him as punishment, he always gets out. Classic Seungri!!!
Finally, we cut to the whole crew, accompanied by the only two lowriders in South Korea, looking like the scariest gang ever!
Nothing is more intimidating than marching band fashion & pretend guns.
Now we meet our Big Bang bias, Daesung, with a bevy of beauties around him in what looks like a cage. Daesung is the only member with females in his solo cut, but sadly...he can't see any of them at all.
Daesung just assumes he's alone.
From the blind smile to the leader, we meet G-Dragon & his very special friend.
Ummm...hi...
This is what we assume a regular day is for GD. Coming outside his lair for some fresh air while his friend, who he's chained to, dances about on the sand. You know...a regular Sunday afternoon.
Friendship!
Now let's Michael Bay it back to Taeyang!
Boom! Bang! Pow! Flames! Bae!!!
We meet back with Taeyang and his dirty boys for a Mad Max Fury Road inspired dance number. From there we cut back to some Big Bang biker boys!
Sons of Anarchy Harmony
No one has a helmet on, and Daesung is legally blind with that haircut. Totally not safe, such rebels. The only headgear worn are T.O.P's white marching band hat, of course he has another one in a different color, & Seungri's Native American headdress. We can literally hear the Tumblr posts being typed in the distance screaming about cultural insensitivity & appropriation. Look...we get it...but PC or not, that shit looks rad as fuck.
Native American Name: Soaring Towel
As if the choppers weren't ill enough, they cut to the most badass Big Bang group shot ever!
So many questions, but who cares, it's Big Bang!
As the song finally comes to it's grand finale, we're treated to a dance, explosion, ladies, & derp face extravaganza!
"We're millionaires!"
Man...what a ride.
We give this song/MV:
42 Confused Astronaut T.O.Ps out of 15 Native Seungris
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