Sunday, May 3, 2015

TAO IS PROBABLY TERRIBLE AT ENDING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS


If we had the contact numbers of any of Tao's exes, we're pretty sure they'd gladly tell us that the demise of their relationships with Tao started with weeks of vagueness until they eventually opened their front door & received a box of their possessions from Tao's father. We've come to this conclusion that Tao isn't big on taking initiative to honestly break up due to the past few weeks of Tao not answering the question everyone has on their mind.

Tao, are you or are you not leaving EXO?
 
Shhhhh...Tao's thinking of his answer...he's been like this for weeks now... 

After Tao's father caused a big stir insisting that his son leave EXO, then days later confirm that his son agreed to his demands, Tao went on his Weibo to clear the air & quell the rising tide of tears from EXO-L by clearly saying, "I'm sorry. Thank you," Vague Tao, strike one!

We all collectively thought, "K...wait...what? What the hell does that mean?! Ummm...maybe it's still to early to tell, let's give Tao more time to fully process the situation." So we all gave Tao more time, hell, EXO-L planted a damn forest for his birthday as Tao thought up an answer.

Another week goes by & to everyone's surprise, Tao actually shows up to his birthday party at a Chinese club set up by his Chinese fans. Feeding off the energy, it was finally time for Tao to take to his Instagram & finally break his silence & give his deserving fans an definitive answer.
 
"It's time to start this year right & finally tell my fans what they need to hear..." 

"Everyone thank you for being with me. I am so thankful for those who believe in me and I love you. I love you so much. Thank you." Vague Tao, strike two!!

Isn't that basically the same thing he said before, just with a few more words? Now, we know what some of ya'll are thinking. "RC, give Tao some slack, he's going through a lot of pondering whether he should abandon his friends or not!" Would ya'll say the same thing if EXO wasn't a group of handsome boys & actually a girl Tao's been dating for a few years whose full name is Exotina Rodriguez, but her friends call her EXO?

In that case, don't ya'll think Tao is dragging his feet & stringing Exotina along? Shouldn't he cut his losses & just be upfront with his feelings? He needs to either put a ring on that or break up! Exotina deserves better than this treatment.

Anyway, if we get a "Vague Tao, strike three!!!", that mean he's out. It's baseball science.

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