JYP WAS STOOD UP BY 2PM & GOT7'S MV DIRECTORS

Don't you hate it when you make plans with someone, a solid date is set, you've told all your friends about it & how great of a person they are, only for you to be stood up in the end! That happened to JYP...twice! So what happened? See, wha-ha-happened was...JYP announced 2PM was going to make a comeback on June 1st. Now as Certified V.I.P Hottest, we were excited to hear that we'd get new 2PM & Big Bang music on the same day.

That was the plan...until JYP received, not one, but two phone calls from two separate MV directors. Fantasy Lab's Kim Ji Yong decided that he didn't want to shoot GOT7's comeback MV, and then DEXTERLAB's Han Sa Min decided he didn't want to shoot 2PM's comeback MV, too. Man, there are more MV labs in South Korea than there are meth labs. Let's whisper it together ya'll, "J~Y~P~~~is~pissed~~~"

JYP is super pissed, as they should be. Now both 2PM & GOT7's comebacks have been officially delayed. These two directors are essentially messing with JYP's money flow, and when you do that...JYP will get on that ass!!! Now by that, we mean in court with their team of lawyers.

Suzy can buy more if need be.

With fear of retribution in the form of whispers, Kim Ji Yong came out & said that nothing was set in stone. No contracts were signed, and he declined the job when he saw the GOT7 MV plan wasn't to his style. In response to all the attention he's gained overnight, he said, "But when I saw the news today mentioning my name, I was really surprised. I’m worried for the future of my career."

Worry about your career later! Are you aware JYP is outside your house with his "Revenge Cane"?!

Surprisingly, in response Kim Ji Yong's panic attack, JYP announced that the misunderstanding with him has been resolved. It make sense considering there is still plenty of time between now & GOT7's comeback. Now 2PM's comeback is another story. A solid date, June 1st, was set. According to JYP, Han Sa Min was an active participant in 2PM's MV planning, having meetings & even sending a quote of total costs a day before he received a divine message from the heavens to not shoot 2PM's MV.

"Because of relations with an artist that is making a release at the same time, we will be unable to move forward with the filming.", was the only reason given to JYP. Now the only artist we know that's making a release at the same time is...OH MY GOD...BIG BANG!!! Wait a minute...DEXTERLAB's Han Sa Min sounds a lot like DEXTERLAB's Han Sa Min that directed a shit ton of YG MVs, most recently Big Bang's "Loser" MV...OH MY GOD!!! The plot thickens...

Han Sa Min essentially said the same thing as Kim Ji Yong about contracts not being signed, adding, "I’m not even a celebrity, and it’s absurd that my name has come up as the subject of news. I’ve been filming music videos for years, and leaving a project during discussions is a common occurrence in the industry." JYP is still going ahead with legal action against him & Dexter's Laboratory. JYP wants vengeance!

 Laugh all you want, you know who else wore plastic clothes?

 Exactly.

Netizens are now coming up with their own conspiracy theories. 2PM's delay can't be as simple as the MV director just quitting before the shoot, it's got to be more complex than that...

You're right, Leo Hyung.

There are two prevailing netizen theories. The first is that YG, from his volcano lair somewhere in the Pacific, sent a carrier pigeon to Han Sa Min commanding him not to shoot 2PM's comeback MV so as to not come out at the same time as Big Bang. DIABOLICAL!!!

Yeah, we're just as shocked at your alleged actions as you are, YG!

The second is that this whole thing isn't really real. JYP made it all up so as to delay 2PM's comeback away from Big Bang. FIENDISH!!!

Yeah, we're just as angry at your alleged actions as you are, JYP!

Whatever the case may be, JYP...seriously...get contracts signed, sealed, & delivered to avoid these things in the future. That or maybe announce a date AFTER you've shot the MV. You don't announce a date before the music is produced, the same should apply to MVs. C'mon JYP, you've been in the game too long to make these types of mistakes, it's chess, not checkers.