BIG BANG WE LIKE 2 PARTY REVIEW

No one likes a Big Bang vacation MV more than us, and damn it, Big Bang is back with "We Like 2 Party". A solid track that's is absolutely perfect for riding in the whip with your boys driving nowhere in particular. Who the hell wouldn't sing along to that hook? Who?! Not surprisingly, the MV for the track is mostly filmed by them, joining the other vacation-esque Big Bang MVs, such as "Always" & "Sunset Glow".

Now onto the MV...

We're treated to the sight of G-Dragon in his best yogurt salewoman/beekeeper cosplay outfit. During Ramble #82, we rambled about GD & Seungri's subway photos, not thinking it was for an MV. We thought it was simply GD trying to get a taste of what the regular peasant goes through on public transportation.

It took 2 hours for GD to figure this out.

Cut to Seungri & T.O.P starting their journey. Lil' Seunghyun opts to take the subway, not needing to disguise his Strong Baby face like his Hyung, GD...

Perfect disguise, GD! It's like you're totally not there.

Of course Big Seunghyun ain't taking no public transportation, T.O.P gets driven!

"I don't know how he got my number."

Daesung takes a bus, and we finally figure out they're all going to the airport. It should be alright for them to suddenly show up to the airport unannounced...

The perfect disguise...

We see fans clamoring to get a glimpse, a photo, or even a rare touch from their beloved Big Bang. Of course T.O.P is happy to oblige.

Either she dies shortly thereafter or her hair became blonde & grew down to her feet, both possible.

Not even the Pope gets this kind of reception. Speaking of religious figures, where's Taeyang?

Youngbae is so over this.

Finally getting together, Big Bang heads off onto a plane, probably to Jeju Island. What's a Big Bang vacation without some silly plane antics?

Check!

How about some open top cruising with the boys?

Double check!!

A game involving sticking your head between your friend's legs?

Triple check!!! Ship that shit!!!

And they do all of this, why?!

Oh, right, they like to party. Thank you, T.O.P!

Let's get this party started! Cut to Big Bang frolicking on the beach, which is when we realize GD&TOP do not know how to properly use a selfie stick.

 Visible Hand Holding Onto Stick: Red Card, Flagrant Foul

Big Bang then goes go-karting & cruising the streets, which Daesung absolutely loves!

Wind in his bangs, he can finally see!

Finally getting to the house they rented, there's nothing for Big Bang to do but party like rich 20-somethings!

Robes, inflatable toys, & unopened wine bottles, TURN UP!!!

This party is getting out of hand!

Look at all those wine bottles that weren't consumed!

A party with so much wine, and yet...no wine stains on their immaculate robes, amazing. As the night goes on, Big Bang decides to put on their best outfits & head to a noraebang to really shift their party into high gear!

GD was in charge of bringing them milky white thighs.

Now it's not a party until Taeyang starts eating from G-Dragon's hand!!!

Somewhere out there, Kiko & Min Hyo Rin are thinking, "We can't compete with that kind of love..."

After a good day of partying, it's time for some slumber party shenanigans!!!

Never sleep around a Dragon tripping off some wine, never!

After vandalizing Daesung's face, Big Bang has no choice but to help him wash it off in the pool the next morning. Of course everyone takes a dip...including T.O.P...

Fully clothed, of course. Classic T.O.P!

The impromptu pool party reaches a high note with T.O.P pushing up on the buttocks of a nearly naked Daesung climbing pole as the water drips off Daesung's body onto T.O.P's face.

This fan-fiction just writes itself!

Big Bang took us on a ride & taught us how a millionaire Idol boy group parties it up on vacation!

"We're millionaires!!!"

We give this song/MV:

500 T.O.P Head Pats out of 67 Intoxicated Maknaes