We are finally taking a "Sex Trip" with Jay Park...wait, that sounds off! Jay Park is back with his track "Sex Trip", and Jay Park gives no fucks. The damn songs starts with, "Your ass will go up & your face will go down." Now that...that is poetry. Now this is some serious baby making music, plus it's in English!
Now onto the MV...
"Sex Trip" starts at a mansion in California, Jay Park MVs love Cali & mansions. Jay Park drives up in a Bentley with a very sexy lady friend. Let's call her Coco for the rest of the review. Coco isn't wearing much. In fact, as far as trips go, she's probably only prepared clothes-wise for a sex trip. Well, as Jay Park tells us, "You don't have to pack your bags." So we're guessing they're both good with that one suitcase.
In contrast, Jay is super dressed up, buttoned up compared to Coco.
We move inside the mansion to find a shot of Coco with pearls all over her body. Wow...now we know what a "pearl necklace" means on the streets & that our friends...is a lot of pearls.
Jay must've been saving up for days...
Scratch that, make that weeks!!!
So symbolically, sex just went down in there. Now we understand what "Sex Trip" means, which was kind of vague to us in the beginning. Nothing is better after some symbolic sex than some video games, some virtual reality video games. So after taking a bunch of pearls to the body, Coco sits back near the pool & puts on a gold Oculus Rift VR headset...though it's not plugged in...
"Wow, the darkness looks so real!!!"
Frustrating to look at, Jay Park removes the headset & tells Coco to lay on the diving board while he just dances in the background fully clothed...for some odd reason.
"Of all the days to forget my AOMG speedo, it had to be today!"
So Jay, you symbolically had sex with Coco, but when will you physically have sex with her?
Well, then...
So Jay lays the AOMG pipe down. Now what's left to do on this "Sex Trip"? Alcohol!!!
Cuervo will definitely make your ass go up & your face down.
This is when we learn that Jay Park is a very clumsy person.
"Whoops! Clumsy ol' me, thankfully you don't have much on to get wet!"
After a few shots, they take it outside to a wonderfully placed outdoor bed. The sun has set, the night air is cooling to the skin, which explains Jay Park's fur vest. Coco is still not wearing much at this point. Despite the nippy weather, Jay releases the nips out & continues the "Sex Trip" with Coco on that outdoor bed for the entertainment of us & anyone hiding in the nearby bushes & trees with binoculars.
"Shhhh...it's just you & me out here, girl...just you & me...hopefully."
At this point, the MV ends, & we're left to believe & hope Jay Park makes an honest woman out of Coco...Coco Park...has a nice ring to it.
We give this song/MV:
33 Dancing Background Jays out of 7 Getting It In Jays
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