V.I.P x A.R.M.Y MAKING SENSE OF BTS SAJAEGI & V MOCKING BIG BANG

It's no secret that we are Certified Big Bang V.I.P & BTS A.R.M.Y. If this was college, you could say we're majoring in Big Bang with a minor in BTS. So of course this week's rumblings about BTS's alleged sajaegi & now V's alleged mocking of Big Bang has been quite interesting news to us. Everyone is catching feelings, and there's nothing for us to do but to wade into the bullshit to make sense of all this.

Now then, let's talk sajaegi. This is about a company bulk buying their artist's album to pad the numbers. Is this a clear #EVERYBODYKNOWS situation? Well, we can't ask Jun.K because Big Hit is a subsidiary of JYP.

"I'm the wrong guy to ask about this situation." #JUNKDOESNTKNOW

Anyway, BTS released their "In the Mood for Love Part 1" album, which sold about 8000 physical copies the first day. The next day, offline, they sold about 20,000 copies in the middle of the night. The third day, about 10,000 copies were sold, 7000 of which were sold at 7 PM. The fourth day saw about another 10,000 copies sold, which went from 1000 to 10,000 in a matter of twenty minutes. Now...does this look suspicious?

When presented that way, yes, it looks suspicious, but are we just going to look at the numbers face value & just assume sajaegi?

"If not sajaegi...maybe it was aliens..."

Apparently, some charts input sales all at once offline, which explains the spike in numbers. Coupled with late notifications & end of exam season, it's all starting to look legit. Our favorite piece of evidence supporting BTS' sales is that Big Hit is neither big enough or have enough money to bulk buy that many albums. Let's be honest, Big Hit was too busy spending money on writing supplies, envelopes, & postage for all the damn letters GLAM's Dahee sent Lee Byunghun.

The amount of letters she wrote could've bought 100,000 copies.

Just the idea of a company buying their own album makes no sense. For what? A music show trophy? You know what...any company willing to hustle backwards for a rinky dink trophy deserves it. If these sajaegi claims are actually true, BTS still deserves all the awards they win so they can pawn the trophies for food because all the money owed to them was spent buying albums.

As far as BTS outselling Big Bang, we as Big Bang V.I.P expected it. Who's going to buy a physical copy of two songs over a full album? Majority of V.I.Ps are waiting for the full album in September, besides, Big Bang is stronger digitally.

Speaking of Big Bang, BTS won their first M! Countdown trophy, scoring higher than EXID. V is seen singing Big Bang's "Loser" before, throughout, & after the award was announced & received.

"I'm a loser hmm hmm ha something something la la la hmm hmm la la la something something something!!!"

He sings "Loser" just like us.

Is this a case of V mocking Big Bang? To many Big Bang V.I.Ps, yes, but to us V.I.P x A.R.M.Ys, it's just BTS being BTS. BTS are bigger Big Bang fanboys than a lot of V.I.Ps. Have you seen any of their backstage videos? Straight endless clips of them singing Big Bang songs. "Eyes, Nose, Lips" alone has a shit ton of BTS covers. V's explanation was simple. "Loser" was stuck in his head.

Geez V, you listen to your own songs? Ego much?

Now some might ask, "Why did he choose to sing 'Loser' right there & then?" Our answer...because V is fucking weird. Open & shut case, Johnson! There's nothing to be said. No malicious intent, he's just fucking weird, that's it.