RED VELVET'S MANAGER IS GULLY BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE

Breaking news! Red Velvet's manager is mean to fans. A Red Velvet fan...matter of fact, what is Red Velvet's fandom name? Cupcakes? Anyway, a video surfaced of Red Velvet's manager barking at Cupcakes that were waiting for them after their KBS Music Bank broadcast. Red Velvet's manager, let's call him Liam Hyung, was heard barking, "Get out, I told you to get out. Yah! Yah!! Fuck!!! Get out, everyone stand back! Shit, I said move back!!! Yeah, I dare you to talk to them. I told you to move back! I said move back, you think this is a movie?! Aish, aish, yah, I dare you to talk to them!" and throwing the occasional "bitches" & "fuckers" around for good measure. Liam Hyung also snatched a letter & threw it back at a fan's face.

Cupcakes were hurt and are calling for Liam Hyung to be fired, which is crazy because if he hears about this...ya'll are so dead. Is he mean as fuck? Yes, but we feel like Liam Hyung HAS to be like this.

Being a K-Pop manager sucks. You're basically a glorified assistant/servant/babysitter. Being an SM manager sucks even more because you have to be a bodyguard, too. Idols are the bread & butter of SM. Do you know what would happen if an SM Idol were to get hurt?

You must face the SM Town Tribunal & explain how you've failed them.

Especially a group as new as Red Velvet, the manager has got to nip the possible craziness in the bud & bark at everyone within distance. That'll teach would-be sasaengs that if regular, calm fans get that treatment, what'll happen to them. Now we know what you're saying, "But not all K-Pop fans are crazy!" First off, you're yelling...that's something a crazy K-Pop fan would do.

6 times more? Google Hyung ain't never lied.

K-Pop fans think they'd stay composed & orderly if their bias was 10 feet away, especially international fans, who scoff at sasaengs & crazy fans in Korea. Take Big Bang V.I.Ps, generally known for their calm, cool demeanor, we've personally saw hundreds of them in New Jersey swarm & block Big Bang's caravan, trying to catch a glimpse while simultaneously getting run over.

We ain't never lied!!!

A lot of K-Pop fans think they're Blade, but really, they become hungry vampires when they smell the blood of their biases nearby.

EXO-L are more like zombies than vampires.

Liam Hyung has to curse away any possible threats, real or perceived. Now with news that F.T. Island is trying to holler, he's got to be on guard on two fronts. You might say, "What about Red Velvet themselves? They look uncomfortable to be around him!!!"

"I can't do nuttin'!!!"

Of all the responsibilities Liam Hyung has, being a friend is NOT one of them. SM does not pay him enough to be nice. Sorry, but we got appointments to make & your ass needs to move! NOW!!! Besides, he's not the only Red Velvet manager, there are a few of them. If they were the Ninja Turtles, he'd be the Raphael. Red Velvet still got Michelangelo or Donatello Oppas to rest their worries upon.

"But wouldn't Liam Hyung's behavior affect Red Velvet's careers?" Wow, we're impressed that his "Liam Hyung" name has stuck. Anyway...hmmmm...let us think...did EXO's managers' behaviors affect EXO's popularity or sales?

 Hell...

 fucking...

no!!!

What about SHINee?

Now you see her, now you don't! Magic!!!

Cupcakes are lucky Liam Hyung is more the verbal type than the open-hand slapping type.

In response to all the attention Liam Hyung has been gaining, SM Entertainment released a statement saying, "It is true that the man seen in the video is Red Velvet’s manager. With this incident, we would like to express our sincere apology to the fans. We will make a strong effort in training our managers so that something like this does not happen again."

We're assuming that the training is actually secret mountain ninja assassin training to make sure that if managers are rude, they "eliminate" any witnesses & destroy all evidence.

Ninja assassin training is scheduled between mop training & dance choreography class.