Tuesday, May 5, 2015

"VAGUE TAO, STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT OF EXO!!!"



What was the current count?
Tao's father has a drop the mic moment, ball one.
Tao's father then confirms Tao agreeing to leave EXO, ball two.
Tao's vague Weibo message, strike one!
Tao's longer, but equally vague Instagram message, strike two!!
C'mon Tao, you can do this, we just a need a solid hit...a solid "Yes! I am staying with EXO!"...but...

Tao vaguely removes EXO from his Instagram account, strike three!!! You're out of EXO!!!
[Visual Approximation of EXO-L's Reaction]

Vague Tao is at it again. According to our baseball science, we are now 95% sure he's leaving EXO. Now there's no shame in quitting your job, billions of people do it. It's just all the shit he gave Kris, for leaving EXO, that makes this Vague Tao business all the more frustrating. Just be real about it & stop trying to produce an episode of LOST with all these hints & read-between-the-lines bullshit.
His other two teammates were better batters; Tao's more of a solid fielder in comparison.

Next time we hear again from Tao, he'll have "I'm leaving EXO..." but with all the vowels taken out.

"_'m l__v_ng _X_..."

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