BOMB THREATS & GANG BEEFS WON'T STOP US FROM GOING TO BIG BANG'S CONCERT

As avid K-Pop nonsense spectators, we've had our fill of popcorn this past week. We've rambled weeks ago that a Big Bang/EXO overlap in promotions would bring on some entertainment, but we underestimated just how mad K-Pop fans could get...damn...we're going to need more popcorn for this shit.

BIG BANG WE LIKE 2 PARTY REVIEW

No one likes a Big Bang vacation MV more than us, and damn it, Big Bang is back with "We Like 2 Party". A solid track that's is absolutely perfect for riding in the whip with your boys driving nowhere in particular. Who the hell wouldn't sing along to that hook? Who?! Not surprisingly, the MV for the track is mostly filmed by them, joining the other vacation-esque Big Bang MVs, such as "Always" & "Sunset Glow".

EXO LOVE ME RIGHT REVIEW

Despite the mystery with Tao's status, EXO is back to go north of a million albums sold with the help of "Love Me Right". It's an energetic song that definitely has that EXO sound we know well, with the added bonus of a hook we can totally sing. Hooray English!

BIG BANG BANG BANG BANG REVIEW

We're back to blogging, and of course it's to review Big Bang's "Bang Bang Bang"!

"Bang Bang Bang" is a polarizing song. Either you love it or hate it, there is no middle ground. For us, we love it. Song starts real strong & drops the energy with the hook, which is fantastic...baby. Speaking of "Fantastic Baby", we're going to assume "Bang Bang Bang" will take it's place as the song we'll see Big Bang perform at award shows for the next three years...hoo...ray?

SUNNY DATING SEO IN GUK: ARE WE CLOSER TO WISHING BACK KOREAN GOKU?

Getting a wish granted from Korean Dragon Balls involve gathering not seven, but nine Girls' Generation boyfriends in one place. Then, we're able to wish back Korean Goku who was killed by his estranged brother, Raditz Hyung. With the news of SNSD's Sunny allegedly in a relationship with Seo In Guk, are we closer to the dream of resurrecting Korean Goku?

TAO IS HAVING A GARAGE SALE & EVERYTHING MUST GO

Is Tao leaving EXO? No one knows for sure, but we do know he's getting rid of some of his possessions, most notably his $220,000 Maserati Granturismo Sport 4.7 MC? Doesn't he need that car to get around Korea? It's such a practical car for him & his EXO best buds to ride in. "But that Maserati is only a four-seater." Yeah, but if three EXO members each have another member on their lap and another three spooning in the trunk, that whip's got EXO OT10 riding fly, a true shipper's dream!!! Why is he selling his sweet ass ride for only $150,000? What does he need the money for?

JYP WAS STOOD UP BY 2PM & GOT7'S MV DIRECTORS

Don't you hate it when you make plans with someone, a solid date is set, you've told all your friends about it & how great of a person they are, only for you to be stood up in the end! That happened to JYP...twice! So what happened? See, wha-ha-happened was...JYP announced 2PM was going to make a comeback on June 1st. Now as Certified V.I.P Hottest, we were excited to hear that we'd get new 2PM & Big Bang music on the same day.

That was the plan...until JYP received, not one, but two phone calls from two separate MV directors. Fantasy Lab's Kim Ji Yong decided that he didn't want to shoot GOT7's comeback MV, and then DEXTERLAB's Han Sa Min decided he didn't want to shoot 2PM's comeback MV, too. Man, there are more MV labs in South Korea than there are meth labs. Let's whisper it together ya'll, "J~Y~P~~~is~pissed~~~"