BOMB THREATS & GANG BEEFS WON'T STOP US FROM GOING TO BIG BANG'S CONCERT

As avid K-Pop nonsense spectators, we've had our fill of popcorn this past week. We've rambled weeks ago that a Big Bang/EXO overlap in promotions would bring on some entertainment, but we underestimated just how mad K-Pop fans could get...damn...we're going to need more popcorn for this shit.

EXO LOVE ME RIGHT REVIEW

Despite the mystery with Tao's status, EXO is back to go north of a million albums sold with the help of "Love Me Right". It's an energetic song that definitely has that EXO sound we know well, with the added bonus of a hook we can totally sing. Hooray English!

SUNNY DATING SEO IN GUK: ARE WE CLOSER TO WISHING BACK KOREAN GOKU?

Getting a wish granted from Korean Dragon Balls involve gathering not seven, but nine Girls' Generation boyfriends in one place. Then, we're able to wish back Korean Goku who was killed by his estranged brother, Raditz Hyung. With the news of SNSD's Sunny allegedly in a relationship with Seo In Guk, are we closer to the dream of resurrecting Korean Goku?

TAO IS HAVING A GARAGE SALE & EVERYTHING MUST GO

Is Tao leaving EXO? No one knows for sure, but we do know he's getting rid of some of his possessions, most notably his $220,000 Maserati Granturismo Sport 4.7 MC? Doesn't he need that car to get around Korea? It's such a practical car for him & his EXO best buds to ride in. "But that Maserati is only a four-seater." Yeah, but if three EXO members each have another member on their lap and another three spooning in the trunk, that whip's got EXO OT10 riding fly, a true shipper's dream!!! Why is he selling his sweet ass ride for only $150,000? What does he need the money for?

RED VELVET'S MANAGER IS GULLY BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE

Breaking news! Red Velvet's manager is mean to fans. A Red Velvet fan...matter of fact, what is Red Velvet's fandom name? Cupcakes? Anyway, a video surfaced of Red Velvet's manager barking at Cupcakes that were waiting for them after their KBS Music Bank broadcast. Red Velvet's manager, let's call him Liam Hyung, was heard barking, "Get out, I told you to get out. Yah! Yah!! Fuck!!! Get out, everyone stand back! Shit, I said move back!!! Yeah, I dare you to talk to them. I told you to move back! I said move back, you think this is a movie?! Aish, aish, yah, I dare you to talk to them!" and throwing the occasional "bitches" & "fuckers" around for good measure. Liam Hyung also snatched a letter & threw it back at a fan's face.

Cupcakes were hurt and are calling for Liam Hyung to be fired, which is crazy because if he hears about this...ya'll are so dead. Is he mean as fuck? Yes, but we feel like Liam Hyung HAS to be like this.

BOA WHO ARE YOU REVIEW

The big SM noona or "Smoona" is back! It's been about two years since we've last seen BoA, and she's back with "Who Are You" featuring Dynamic Duo's Gaeko. We always appreciate any K-Pop song that blesses us with English that we understand, and BoA comes through with this track. For this comeback, BoA called on her EXO dongsaeng, Sehun, to bring them visuals for her MV.

HYOYEON'S MILLION LIKES IS NOT THE HYOYEON REALITY SHOW WE WANT

Girls' Generation's Hyoyeon will have her own solo reality show called, Hyoyeon's Million Likes. Premiering in June, the show will cover Hyoyeon's fashion style, beauty, and lifestyle with the goal of receiving a million likes on her show's Instagram. Generic SNSD show is generic. This is not the Hyoyeon show we imagined or wanted.

"VAGUE TAO, STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT OF EXO!!!"

What was the current count?
Tao's father has a drop the mic moment, ball one.
Tao's father then confirms Tao agreeing to leave EXO, ball two.
Tao's vague Weibo message, strike one!
Tao's longer, but equally vague Instagram message, strike two!!
C'mon Tao, you can do this, we just a need a solid hit...a solid "Yes! I am staying with EXO!"...but...

TAO IS PROBABLY TERRIBLE AT ENDING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

If we had the contact numbers of any of Tao's exes, we're pretty sure they'd gladly tell us that the demise of their relationships with Tao started with weeks of vagueness until they eventually opened their front door & received a box of their possessions from Tao's father. We've come to this conclusion that Tao isn't big on taking initiative to honestly break up due to the past few weeks of Tao not answering the question everyone has on their mind.