BOMB THREATS & GANG BEEFS WON'T STOP US FROM GOING TO BIG BANG'S CONCERT

As avid K-Pop nonsense spectators, we've had our fill of popcorn this past week. We've rambled weeks ago that a Big Bang/EXO overlap in promotions would bring on some entertainment, but we underestimated just how mad K-Pop fans could get...damn...we're going to need more popcorn for this shit.

EXO LOVE ME RIGHT REVIEW

Despite the mystery with Tao's status, EXO is back to go north of a million albums sold with the help of "Love Me Right". It's an energetic song that definitely has that EXO sound we know well, with the added bonus of a hook we can totally sing. Hooray English!

TAO IS HAVING A GARAGE SALE & EVERYTHING MUST GO

Is Tao leaving EXO? No one knows for sure, but we do know he's getting rid of some of his possessions, most notably his $220,000 Maserati Granturismo Sport 4.7 MC? Doesn't he need that car to get around Korea? It's such a practical car for him & his EXO best buds to ride in. "But that Maserati is only a four-seater." Yeah, but if three EXO members each have another member on their lap and another three spooning in the trunk, that whip's got EXO OT10 riding fly, a true shipper's dream!!! Why is he selling his sweet ass ride for only $150,000? What does he need the money for?

"VAGUE TAO, STRIKE THREE! YOU'RE OUT OF EXO!!!"

What was the current count?
Tao's father has a drop the mic moment, ball one.
Tao's father then confirms Tao agreeing to leave EXO, ball two.
Tao's vague Weibo message, strike one!
Tao's longer, but equally vague Instagram message, strike two!!
C'mon Tao, you can do this, we just a need a solid hit...a solid "Yes! I am staying with EXO!"...but...

TAO IS PROBABLY TERRIBLE AT ENDING ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

If we had the contact numbers of any of Tao's exes, we're pretty sure they'd gladly tell us that the demise of their relationships with Tao started with weeks of vagueness until they eventually opened their front door & received a box of their possessions from Tao's father. We've come to this conclusion that Tao isn't big on taking initiative to honestly break up due to the past few weeks of Tao not answering the question everyone has on their mind.