BOMB THREATS & GANG BEEFS WON'T STOP US FROM GOING TO BIG BANG'S CONCERT

As avid K-Pop nonsense spectators, we've had our fill of popcorn this past week. We've rambled weeks ago that a Big Bang/EXO overlap in promotions would bring on some entertainment, but we underestimated just how mad K-Pop fans could get...damn...we're going to need more popcorn for this shit.

BIG BANG WE LIKE 2 PARTY REVIEW

No one likes a Big Bang vacation MV more than us, and damn it, Big Bang is back with "We Like 2 Party". A solid track that's is absolutely perfect for riding in the whip with your boys driving nowhere in particular. Who the hell wouldn't sing along to that hook? Who?! Not surprisingly, the MV for the track is mostly filmed by them, joining the other vacation-esque Big Bang MVs, such as "Always" & "Sunset Glow".

BIG BANG BANG BANG BANG REVIEW

We're back to blogging, and of course it's to review Big Bang's "Bang Bang Bang"!

"Bang Bang Bang" is a polarizing song. Either you love it or hate it, there is no middle ground. For us, we love it. Song starts real strong & drops the energy with the hook, which is fantastic...baby. Speaking of "Fantastic Baby", we're going to assume "Bang Bang Bang" will take it's place as the song we'll see Big Bang perform at award shows for the next three years...hoo...ray?

V.I.P x A.R.M.Y MAKING SENSE OF BTS SAJAEGI & V MOCKING BIG BANG

It's no secret that we are Certified Big Bang V.I.P & BTS A.R.M.Y. If this was college, you could say we're majoring in Big Bang with a minor in BTS. So of course this week's rumblings about BTS's alleged sajaegi & now V's alleged mocking of Big Bang has been quite interesting news to us. Everyone is catching feelings, and there's nothing for us to do but to wade into the bullshit to make sense of all this.

"KIKO IS 25 YEARS OLD?" WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO FIND OUT, G-DRAGON

There's a lyric in Big Bang's "Bae Bae" that goes, "You're forever 25 to me..." A reporter asked G-Dragon if "Bae Bae" was inspired by his alleged romantic relationship with Kiko Mizuhara. Like the G in G-Dragon, he simply said, "Kiko is 25 years old?", which was then followed up by, what we imagine, snickers & inside-joke-type looks amongst the other members.

Despite the fact that the line was written by T.O.P, allegedly about Shin Min Ah, we're going to actually take GD's question seriously & assume he doesn't know how old Kiko is. Don't worry GD, we have the technology to find out!

G-DRAGON & KIKO ARE STILL TOGETHER & THE SKY IS STILL BLUE

Despite all the people saying they broke up or she's really not into him, Kiko is still together with G-Dragon. And like classic JiKo, they're doing a terrible job hiding it.

BIG BANG BAE BAE REVIEW

 

Now if "Loser" was to Made like "Blue" was to Alive, "Bae Bae" is like "Bad Boy". Again, we're not saying the songs are the same, it's the vibe we get. "Loser" is great, a real earworm, but "Bae Bae" is straight jamming. G-Dragon & T.O.P's rap parts just do it, & the hook just brings it all around.

BIG BANG LOSER REVIEW

 

Considering we started RC reacts because we felt Big Bang deserved a better class of MV Reaction on YouTube, it's only right our first ALYKK post is Big Bang's comeback 3 years later. So...we're sure we're going to be as objective & non-biased as possible...